Tuesday, July 10, 2012

A Mourinho Minute: Snake on a Plane


José opened his mouth and out popped sparkly gems and koo-koo nuggets again. What will we ever do with the Portugeyser. Cue the fun-fair music.

It appears that the Mou-man has added another incident to his resume of nonsense. On his way back from Miami with his family he was stopped by a couple of newlyweds, culés mind you,and when they saw him sitting with his family and some associates they stopped and said, ¨Hey look! Mourinho. Força Barça!¨ Nothing came of it until they made their transfer in Lisbon.

Mou and his entourage were waiting. ¨You know who I am,¨ he said to the newly married Anna, to which she replied, "Yes. Mourinho.¨ Then he came forward and started saying,  "You're a fucking pig and a whore, if you were a man I´d hit you and kill you right here." When her husband came to her aid Mourinho replied, ¨You shut up, `cause you I will hit.¨

The young Barcelona supporter added that she had despised Mourinho before, but that now she was just scared of the man. Ah, the exaggerations of culés are boundless! How could ANYONE be afraid of José Mourinho. He might have a loud bark but he carries an ineffectual stick. How should he have reacted when someone identified him as the all-powerful leader of the Merengue horde and said something as hurtful as ¨Força Barça!¨ in front of his family and friends? It´s an outrage!

Irony. It is so lost on people nowadays. The young couple responded. ¨We know all to well in Spain that it is always someone else´s fault when it comes to José Mourinho.¨ And so it will be. They´ll be discredited. Mourinho was provoked. The whitewash will begin and the victims will be turned to villains; another in a long-line of ill-mannered culés out to start trouble. How the mighty though have fallen. How hollow Real Madrid´s claims of señorio, grandness or stateliness, have become, all in the name of titles promised by the likes of José Mourinho.

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