Thursday, February 3, 2011

Special Fun 1.0

Jose opened his mouth and out popped sparkly gems and koo-koo nuggets again. What will we ever do with the Portugeyser. Cue the fun-fair music.

"This club isn't prepared to play these many games in January."

Uh, Willis, what darest thou say? You have a full squad. You've got 11 players playing significant minutes for you. Where's Canales, Pedro Leon and Gago. Probably playing some slap-and-tickle with each other, but that's beside the point, they might have played some minutes from CR7 and the gang.

Haven't you heard what Walter Pandiani M.D. said about the greasy one? He has a screw-loose. An amazing diagnosis. Too many games carrying Jose's lunchboxes. Listen to the Rifleman. Bench Cristiano. His baby needs him. His admirers need him. God, even I need him. Benched I mean. It's a bad haircut.

And stop blaming the schedule congestion. Use your squad.

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